What do you call a monkey with a wizards hat and wand? Hairy potter Did you hear about the awful jungle party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip. Why are baboons considered the life of the party? Because they’re more fun than a barrel of monkeys. How can you tell if a monkey is Canadian? He only climbs maple trees. What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas can’t talk! Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail? To a retailer! Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper? Because the elevator was broken. If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have? Very big hands. Did you hear about that lame party in the jungle? Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster. What do you call a monkey who violates the law? A crimeate. What, for example, is a monkey’s favorite dancing move? The banana split. We never copy any copyrighted content with known authors.Funny monkey jokes may be as amusing as monkeys themselves. We write our own material or use the content on public domain. We are a network of global parents who put together some funny jokes, clean jokes, sayings, quotes and stories to educate people and make them smile. Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know?ĥ:35 Knock, knock! Who's there? Amish Amish Who? Aw How sweet. House who? House it going?Ģ:56 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Ben" "Ben Who?" "Ben knocking for 20 minutes!"ģ:09 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Claire" "Claire Who?" "Claire the way I'm coming in!"ģ:21 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Deja!" "Deja who?" "*Knock*Knock*"ģ:33 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Dozen" "Dozen Who?" "Dozen anybody want to let me in?"ģ:46 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Heidi" "Heidi Who?" "Heidi who, hidey ho, it's me, your neighbor!"ģ:58 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Ida" "Ida Who?" "Actually, it's Idaho!"Ĥ:09 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Ketchup" "Ketchup Who?" "Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!"Ĥ:23 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Police" "Police Who?" "Police hurry, I'm freezing out here"Ĥ:35 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Scold" "Scold Who?" "Scold outside, let me in!"Ĥ:46 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Spell" "Spell Who?" "W-H-O"Ĥ:58 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Stopwatch" "Stopwatch Who?" "Stop watcha doin and open that door."ĥ:11 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Nana" "Nana Who?" "Nana your business!"ĥ:23 Knock, knock! Who's there? Alien. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!Ģ:44 Knock knock! Who's there? House. Alison who? Alison Wonderlandġ:56 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Repeat" "Repeat Who?" "Who Who"Ģ:09 Knock, knock! Who’s there? “Nobel.”“Nobel who?” “No bell that’s why I knocked.”Ģ:20 Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!Ģ:33 Knock, knock! Who's there? Kanga. Tank who? You are welcome.ġ:32 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Alex" "Alex Who?" "Alexplain" Later.ġ:44 Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison. Woo who? Why are you so excited?ġ:20 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Hoo who? Are you an owl?ġ:08 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Woo. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here!Ġ:55 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hoo. Cow says who? No, cows go mooo.Ġ:30 Knock, knock! Who's there? "Europe" "Europe Who?" "No, you're a poo"Ġ:43 Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Ash who? Bless you!Ġ:18 Knock, knock! Who's there? Cow says. Also please like the video, and subscribe for more content.Ġ:07 Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. We post videos regularly, and we cover a lot of funny topics. All of our jokes are made for families, so that you can have a good laugh with everyone of the family. If you love jokes, these videos will definitely make you laugh out loud. #Funny #Knock_Knock_Jokes #Kids_Jokes_2021
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